That guy in the back room
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Thatguyinthebackroom,shesaid.Heseatingourpotatoes.Youwerewonderfullastnight.Thenightbeforethat,youwerewonderful.Thenightbeforethat,youwereterrible.Heseatingourpotatoes.Iwentinthereandlookedathimandhehadpotatosmearedalloverhisface.Mashed.Youwerewonderfulonthenightthatwemet.Iwasterrible.Youwereterribleonthenightwehadthesucklingpig.Thepig,cookingthepig,putyouinaterriblemood.Iwaswonderfulinordertobalance,toattempttobalance,yourfoulbehavior.Thatguywiththeeyepatchinthebackroomiseatingourpotatoes.Whatareyougoingtodoaboutit?
What?hesaid.
Whatareyougoingtodoaboutit?
Hesgotapotatomasherinthere?
Andalittlepot.Heholdsthelittlepotbetweenhisknees.Mashesawaywithhismasher.Mashmashmash.
Well,hesaid,hesgottolive,donthe?
Idontknow.Maybeso,maybenot.Youbroughthimhome.Whatareyougoingtodoaboutit?
Wehaveplentyofpotatoes,hesaid.Ithinkyouregettingexcited.Gettingexcitedaboutnothing.Maybeyoudbettersimmerd
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