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只有八岁的小骑士现在非常苦恼。因为国王把他分配去贴身照看的他的宝贝闺女，那个王宫里没有人不害怕的小公主。
五岁的小公主已经初步显露了一个暴君的气质。除了爱好祸害别人，就是爱好祸害别人。
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小骑士刚上任五天而已。
第一天被花瓶砸到了脚，第二天掉到了河里，第三天掉到了河里，第四天掉到了河里。
小骑士每天除了头疼，就是心肝脾肺肾疼。
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小骑士:“公主，穿裙子不能爬树。”
小骑士:“公主，脱了裙子也不能！你快穿上！”
小骑士:“公主，那个是马蜂窝。”
小骑士:“公主，你等等我！你别跑那么快！”于是被蛰了一头包的小骑士身心疲惫的结束了一天的工作。
在小骑士躺在床上思考要不要换工作的时候，突然看到被烛火照到的窗外，一抹瘦小的身影一闪而过。
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小骑士出门看着放在地上的药，和跑的太慌差点儿摔倒的小姑娘。
小骑士笑了笑，心满意足的继续干好他的工作。
小骑士:“公主，你昨天的药是为了今天让我帮你捅马蜂窝的吗？”
小骑士站在树下，又开始心肝脾肺肾疼。
3.小骑士:“公主，那个是国王最爱的花。”
小骑士:“公主，不可以拽它。”
小骑士:“公主，吃也不行！快吐出来！”
小骑士看着地上已经被嚼碎的花，欲哭无泪。
他只好在国王吹胡子瞪眼的时候一脸无辜的吹口哨。但是国王还是把他逮了出来。
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小骑士心里恐慌又无助的时候，身前却挡了一个瘦小的身影，小骑士心里突然软了一块。小骑士:“国王，别听公主的，不是她做的。”
小骑士:“国王，是我做的，不是公主。”
小骑士:“公主，按照剧本来不应该是你再继续抢一下的吗？”
小骑士看着旁边儿一脸无辜的小姑娘。又开始思考自己是不是应该换份工作了。
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幸亏国王善良。小骑士为了报答国王，还是决定把这份工作坚持下去。
于是他们俩一起慢慢的长大了。小骑士十五岁的时候终于去掉了那个小字儿。
骑士:“公主，好好学习宫廷礼仪。”
骑士:“公主，刀子不是那么拿的。”
骑士:“公主，只拿叉子也不行。”
骑士:“公主，不许拿手吃！别往我身上蹭！”
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于是骑士的第一件骑士服上多了两个油手印。而他的公主和小的时候终究没什么区别。而骑士也没有变化的就是，每天依旧头疼和心肝脾肺肾疼。
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骑士:“公主，你现在应该在好好上课。”
骑士:“公
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